November 2010
1 post
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sidelines announcers could ask questions with more obvious answers.
August 2010
1 post
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itunes could make the checkboxes a little smaller.
July 2010
3 posts
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you can successfully purchase a single Godaddy domain and nothing else.
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the bank teller can hear you after the “how are you doing today” formality.
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the glare really does keep people from seeing you in your underwear.
May 2010
2 posts
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the bank drive thru canister technology is eternal.
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anyone actually eats the food under the Broaster’s Lamp at the gas station.
February 2010
21 posts
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the mattress tag you ripped off as kid will come back to haunt you.
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auto play videos on websites cause whiplash.
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you could get underoos in adult sizes. I want to sport my aqua man briefs again like a kid.
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your mailman likes you. He could rock your world if he wanted to.
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ice skaters were born without groins.
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anyone was on the old BCC line. Whoops.
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you hit reply to all or just reply.
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people who chastise “other people” on Twitter realize “other people” use Twitter too.
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anyone in the Olympics “has not” just won a world championship. How many world championships are there anyways?
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you could be a dog for a day.
Sleep
Eat
Dump
Repeat 1-3
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you’ll get that printer registration window to go away one day.
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people on public access TV have heard of youtube.
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the people on HGTV love those granite counters and stainless steel appliances.
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the people on HGTV are familiar with excess.
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your bill made it the bottom of the mailbox or did you catch a hanger.
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anyone has ever gotten a technical question answered at an office supply store.
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anyone has ever clicked a pop up or banner ad. I haven’t.
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lifetime politicians realize we’re onto them.
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golfers ever tell the truth.
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chicken nuggets, pizza and BBQ ribs are native Chinese foods. hat tip: Wayne Cox that’s Wayne B Cox not to be confused with other Wayne Cox’s.
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The public bathroom door you just locked, is really locked.
January 2010
27 posts
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you could get away with eating bacon everyday.
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you’re the only one who buys books with no intention of reading them.
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you’re 34 or 33 or wait a minute-still 32.
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newspapers and TV stations realize it’s not breaking news when I heard about it yesterday on Twitter.
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they saw you put the dollar in the tip jar. Use change I say. Make it jingle.
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you can get tickets to a concert on your favorite radio station. We got it already.
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God meant to tell Moses the land flowing with milk coffee and honey.
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you can make an entire meal out of Costco samples.
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people who try and shove large carry on’s in overhead compartments have depth perception or denial problems.
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bookstore clerks are aware that you too can order books online. And from the comfort of your home.
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your dentist realizes its very difficult to have a conversation with tools in your mouth.
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monopolies care about quality and customer service. Me neither.
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dogs and cats secretly publish the Sky Mall magazine. I could really use a ramp to get into the vehicle and a fountain to drink my water from.
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airports are aware that inflation is 3-4% annually.
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Craig used to keep his list on paper. That’s a lot of paper.
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Long John Silvers would consider deep frying Cokes.
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you’re still wearing your pajama bottoms or house shoes when you walk into the coffee shop.
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sideline announcers were born without tact or just lost it on the job.
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your little toe is impossible to break.
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you’ll be able to work circa or sans into a sentence some day.
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Meteorologists are just pathological liars who needed a profession.
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anyone has ever thought about opening a t-shirt shop in Gatlinburg.