December 2009
19 posts
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Fed Ex and UPS drivers arbitrarily exit the vehicle at each stop when they’re off the clock.
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attic mice would consider chipping in on the mortgage payment. After all they are eating your food and using your heat.
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all the spam and vienna sausages you ate as a kid are fully digested yet.
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Tang or Bosco will make a comeback.
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that guy in Nigeria ever found a good person to deposit that money, take their commission and leave the rest for him when he gets stateside.
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your amazing luck in the Nigerian and Swiss Lotto will ever run out.
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mirrors make left handed people, right handed or just right handed people, left handed.
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eggnog cows are lazy.
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Santa Claus hates these new gas fireplaces and longs for the old wood burning days.
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sportscasters realize they just gave away the defensive play of the game honor with 16 minutes left.
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dogs and bees really do smell fear, or was that kid on Jerry Maguire just pulling our chain.
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Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak would rather be doing something else between 7 and 8 PM EST.
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automated calling systems record you while you’re waiting- you know when you’re popping off and complaining. Then they play it later at lunch and office parties.
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the Costco employees who check your receipt when you’re leaving are graduates of Evelyn Wood’s speed reading program.
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AOL dial up users refuse to switch because they love that funky little you’ve got mail jingle.
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you’re the only one who uses your iphone as a flashlight in the middle of the night- hat tip: Cory Miller
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you’re the only one who forgets you took your iphone to the restroom- until it falls out your pants leg when you stand up :)
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You’re the only one who flushes the toilet with your foot, flips the garbage can lid with your paper towel and opens the bathroom door with your sleeve ??? Me neither :)
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predatory animals like Bears, Lions and Alligators have organizations like AETP. Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People. Like Bears getting together saying. Hey, when you attacked that camper last week you pounced on him over and over and ripped his limbs off. Not cool. I see an opportunity for activism.