January 2010
27 posts
Ever wonder if ..
you could get away with eating bacon everyday.
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you’re the only one who buys books with no intention of reading them.
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you’re 34 or 33 or wait a minute-still 32.
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newspapers and TV stations realize it’s not breaking news when I heard about it yesterday on Twitter.
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they saw you put the dollar in the tip jar. Use change I say. Make it jingle.
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you can get tickets to a concert on your favorite radio station. We got it already.
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God meant to tell Moses the land flowing with milk coffee and honey.
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you can make an entire meal out of Costco samples.
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people who try and shove large carry on’s in overhead compartments have depth perception or denial problems.
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bookstore clerks are aware that you too can order books online. And from the comfort of your home.
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your dentist realizes its very difficult to have a conversation with tools in your mouth.
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monopolies care about quality and customer service. Me neither.
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dogs and cats secretly publish the Sky Mall magazine. I could really use a ramp to get into the vehicle and a fountain to drink my water from.
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airports are aware that inflation is 3-4% annually.
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Craig used to keep his list on paper. That’s a lot of paper.
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Long John Silvers would consider deep frying Cokes.
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you’re still wearing your pajama bottoms or house shoes when you walk into the coffee shop.
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sideline announcers were born without tact or just lost it on the job.
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your little toe is impossible to break.
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you’ll be able to work circa or sans into a sentence some day.
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Meteorologists are just pathological liars who needed a profession.
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anyone has ever thought about opening a t-shirt shop in Gatlinburg.
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anyone reads your blog besides your mom.
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you’re the only one who does the paranoid cell phone check. You know the one where you think the person you’re talking about is accidentally listening in.
Ever wonder if ..
if all those little Mexican Restaurants use the same menu. Number 10 is always Taco, Burrito, Enchilada no matter where I go.
Ever wonder if ..
college athletes are older than you even though you’re 35.
Ever wonder if ..
the people who bag potato chips have trouble sleeping at night.