Ever wonder if

February 14, 2010 at 9:07pm
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Ever wonder if ..

the people on HGTV are familiar with excess.

February 8, 2010 at 5:06pm
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your bill made it the bottom of the mailbox or did you catch a hanger.

5:01pm
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anyone has ever gotten a technical question answered at an office supply store.

February 6, 2010 at 5:11pm
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anyone has ever clicked a pop up or banner ad. I haven’t.

5:06pm
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lifetime politicians realize we’re onto them.

4:57pm
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golfers ever tell the truth.

4:54pm
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chicken nuggets, pizza and BBQ ribs are native Chinese foods. hat tip: Wayne Cox that’s Wayne B Cox not to be confused with other Wayne Cox’s.

4:49pm
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The public bathroom door you just locked, is really locked.

January 26, 2010 at 8:28pm
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you could get away with eating bacon everyday.

January 25, 2010 at 11:16pm
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you’re the only one who buys books with no intention of reading them.